Muslims Protest Over Pet Food

A group of Muslims have opposed plans for a pet food factory to be built as possible pork emissions will violate their religious rights.

Butchers Pet Care could shelve plans for a factory in Coton Park, near Rugby, because angry Asian families have complained to their residents' association about pork smells drifting into their garden.

Muslim residents in the area also claim the pork will effectively "rain down" on their homes and gardens after the factory's 100ft chimney has pumped the meat extracts into the atmosphere.

Note that this complaint is actually being taken seriously. We are so eager to cave in to Islamic intolerance these days that it can even deprive indigenous and local residents of employment opportunities, just so a small group of people don't have to smell pork sometimes.

I urge Butchers to stand firm and build their factory in the face of this intolerance, and not to grant the Muslims special privileges at the expense of the indigenous population.