A Lover of Porn

This is totally off-topic but it's so good that I just couldn't not post it.

A local council employee in Japan has been punished after it was discovered he had accessed porn websites at work more than 780,000 times in nine months. That works out at almost 10,000 pages a day, or more than 20 each minute he was at his desk!

How is that even possible? How could he possibly digest or enjoy this porn going through it at such a rapid rate? Now THAT'S a dirty bastard.