Militants Are All The Same

This story details how "militants" are making intimidating threats against hopefuls soon to be auditioning for Indian Idol, claiming the show is vulgar and goes against their values.

Hmmm - militants? Wonder what religion they might be? This is India, after all. Could they be Hindus? Buddhists?

Aha:

In recent years, various militant groups have attempted to enforce Islamic values, particularly a dress code, in the region.

They were Muslims! Should have known!

I wonder where all those terrorist groups from other religions have gone...